Sassy stars who've got it all wrong!

It's Tuesday. I've been writing copy all day - yes ALLLLLLL DAYYYYY - I'm about as nuts as I am ever going to be. I haven't pulled my hair out yet, I'm done writing for the day, it's not that bad.

I had a huge desire for something sickly sweet. Instead of that giant chocolate bar that has done its best to tempt me all day I headed online to see what interested me. Hoping of course to satisfy my sweet tooth.

Well, instead of sweets I have ended up with a new distraction - news about the stars. You know, those that we idolize, fashion ourselves after, aspire to be like. Trashy is as trashy does (sound familiar?) and I thought you'd be as entertained as I was.

New to Hot Cherry Review - news about trashy, mixed up, utterly confused celebraties:

Lets start off with a real groaner. Renee Zellweger / Bridget Jones one of the same. I think she’s funny and annoying all in one. I was very disappointed when she hitched up with Kenny and shook my head when she went splitz in no time flat. Well, she’s back out trolling the town, this time with Bruce Willis. Apparently the two are already on the lips of the gossip hounds.

It doesn’t take much some times, Bruce can get him self into his own form of trouble. He certainly managed to tick off the bar staff when he demanded they ‘go on a late night hunt for root beer so he could enjoy his favorite drink at a New York nightclub. The 'Die Hard' star - rumored to be dating Renee Zellweger - ordered root beer and bourbon from hip nightspot Cielo and was furious when he was told they didn't serve it.

A source told BANG Showbiz: "We have hardly ever had anyone order root beer here but Bruce Willis had us running round the block to a deli in the middle of the night to buy some so he could have a root beer and bourbon cocktail."’

Bruce, Bruce, Bruce – bourbon and root beer – what kind of kid’s drink is that?

Continuing on the couples theme; Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Rock after just four months of marriage. Pamela, 39, and Rock, 35, both cited irreconcilable differences when they filed divorce papers yesterday (27.11.06).

Apparently, Bob Ritchie (his real name) didn’t think much of Anderson’s latest flick and pulled a flip out at the screening. Calling her all kinds of trashy, possibly true names…. Ahhh well ‘Bob’- there are plenty of fish in the sea, I’m sure you can take a pass on this Baywatch boob and still come out with a full catch.

Little Tommy Cruise isn’t so little any more! ‘Tom Cruise had to wear a girdle on his wedding day to fit into his tuxedo, it has been claimed. The 'Top Gun' star is said to have put on so much weight in the run-up to his wedding to Katie Holmes he needed help fitting into his Armani suit.

According to US gossip columnist Janet Charlton, a source at Armani said: "Tom packed on around twenty pounds in the past few months before the big event. He says he's a 'nervous eater'.’

Here’s one that just leaves you groaning…. Grow up you spoiled, little, pissy, overdone, unrealistic, soon to be forgotten little baby! ‘ Lindsay Lohan has accused rival Paris Hilton of hitting her. The 'Mean Girls' actress, who has been feuding with the socialite for months, claims Paris struck her for no reason at a Los Angeles house party.

Lindsay, 20, made the allegation to a film camera crew waiting for her outside a Los Angeles hotel. She even showed them a bruise on her left arm which she claims was caused by Paris.

Lindsay told the X17 agency: "I'm saying this on tape. She hit me for no apparent reason at my friend's house. I didn't know she would be there and she hit me with a drink and poured it all over me. It hurts and it's not OK.’

To finish off today’s findings, I’m going to leave you with a pretentious holier than thou actress who is mortified that her real self my be exposed.

‘Jessica Simpson has been left reeling by rumors that a sex tape starring her is to be leaked on the internet. The alleged X-rated home movie is said to show the 'Dukes of Hazzard' actress and her ex-husband Nick Lachey engaged in passionate lovemaking.

A source is quoted by Britain's Daily Sport newspaper as saying: "Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles." According to reports the tape is said to have fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.

It has been claimed that they are now threatening to leak the tape if Jessica does not pay an undisclosed sum of money to stop it. The 25-year-old star has always prided herself on making men wait for sex. She once said: "I play hard to get. If you turn sex down for a couple of days it makes it better."

Hey, I don’t write it, I just find it for you. Join me now is a group groan!

Have a wonderful Hot Cherry Day!

Oh this just off the presses…. Everyone who reads Hot Cherry Review knows my fascination with eBay. As well, I recently spoke about my dear Hubby’s addiction to vintage cufflinks.

Well, he has been at it again… no big deal. His latest purchase was for $5. Here’s the story that goes along with it though. I get an invoice to pay for the auction from Paypal. I’ve been charged $7 for shipping. Not unreasonable if it was a huge package, we are talking regular post letter here! So I email the vendor with this ‘ I don’t understand the increase in shipping. The price quoted on the auction was for $2.85, how did it get to $7?’

The vendor’s first reply ‘ it was $8 and I reduced it’. I go back to the auction listing, take screen shots of the whole listing including all the quoted shipping costs, and email her. Her next reply is ‘I know the shipping was $2.85, but I added extra shipping and handling’. Can you believe it? I’ve never had this happen in eBay. Always, if there is going to be an extra charge, it is stated in the auction. She goes on further to say ‘ you got a good deal, if you are not happy with this then I’m sorry’.

What did I do? I paid her. I emailed her back, told her that what she did was wrong and she was being underhanded, adding fees to make up what she wanted to make on the item and didn’t. When it comes to submitting feedback once the cufflinks arrive though……. Oh there is always a get even time on eBay – that’s what makes it so wonderful!