Without question, Monday's are the dullest day of the week. I believe this to be a true statement regardless of whether you are luckly enought to have the day off or if you are dragging your hurting butt back into the office. So, in keeping with the Hot Cherry Review mandate to always entertain and enlighten.... Ladies, I once again give you - 'why some men will never succeed with woman'.
Yes, I opened a 'headline email' from my favorit male advisor - Askmen.com. I was greated by their Joke of the Day. The really pethetic thing about this 'joke' is that to many guys... it all sounds reasonable. Can't you see them now, scratching their balls, giggling like school girls sneaking a smoke in the washroom? Now I'm only going to say this once... guys with a brain, this does not apply to you. Your knuckle dragging counsins though - now that's a different story.
Joke of The Day
Yes, I opened a 'headline email' from my favorit male advisor - Askmen.com. I was greated by their Joke of the Day. The really pethetic thing about this 'joke' is that to many guys... it all sounds reasonable. Can't you see them now, scratching their balls, giggling like school girls sneaking a smoke in the washroom? Now I'm only going to say this once... guys with a brain, this does not apply to you. Your knuckle dragging counsins though - now that's a different story.
Joke of The Day 
Male Comebacks
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're slutty.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees greeting my crotch.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, 'cause after I get done nailing you in the back of my car... I don't give a crap where you go.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face
Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me... as long as you're still warm when I do you.
Now the really funny 'joke of the day' actually shows up in one of AM's how to guide's entitle - 'How to know you've been single too long'. Here are the headings:
There is a certain luxurious freedom that comes with being single; you are free to do whatever you like, come and go as please, and you answer to no one. But indulging in that independence for too long can change a man, and usually not for the better. Bad bachelor habits can quickly become second nature and you can lose your motivation or, even worse, your edge. And like a job applicant with gaps in his resume, your periods of “liberty” raise big red flags with potential partners. Being single for too long is a downward spiral that can leave a guy sad, lonely and celibate.
We’ve all seen dudes start to slide down this slippery slope, and it ain’t pretty. That’s why we’ve taken it upon ourselves to list 10 clear signs that might mean you’ve been single a little too long -- heed the warning. If some of them hit close to home, it’s probably time to reevaluate. Unless, of course, a future filled with long, lonely nights eating pork rinds while watching scrambled porn with your obese cat sounds good.
Okay, so better than the 10 top reason... the comments...
Gone too long says: On that note...... Have a wonderful Hot Cherry Week!
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're slutty.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees greeting my crotch.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, 'cause after I get done nailing you in the back of my car... I don't give a crap where you go.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face
Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me... as long as you're still warm when I do you.
Now the really funny 'joke of the day' actually shows up in one of AM's how to guide's entitle - 'How to know you've been single too long'. Here are the headings:
There is a certain luxurious freedom that comes with being single; you are free to do whatever you like, come and go as please, and you answer to no one. But indulging in that independence for too long can change a man, and usually not for the better. Bad bachelor habits can quickly become second nature and you can lose your motivation or, even worse, your edge. And like a job applicant with gaps in his resume, your periods of “liberty” raise big red flags with potential partners. Being single for too long is a downward spiral that can leave a guy sad, lonely and celibate.
We’ve all seen dudes start to slide down this slippery slope, and it ain’t pretty. That’s why we’ve taken it upon ourselves to list 10 clear signs that might mean you’ve been single a little too long -- heed the warning. If some of them hit close to home, it’s probably time to reevaluate. Unless, of course, a future filled with long, lonely nights eating pork rinds while watching scrambled porn with your obese cat sounds good.
You assume you repulse all women
You develop bad eating habits
You gush about your feelings to women
Your dating standards plummet
You get a cat
You surf mail-order bride sites "out of curiosity"
You look at female friends as potential girlfriends
You play too many video games
You consider your mother’s dating advice
You Google old flames
Okay, so better than the 10 top reason... the comments...
Gone too long says: Sun, May.20th 2007
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I've been single my whole life as well. Doesn't matter. I just can't find anyone that interests me. I don't lower my standards. While my friends around me deal with gold diggers, psychos and constant control freaks, I wait. I've been single long enough that I'm in no hurry. It doesn't bother me, maybe that itself is a problem. But a 29 year old who reeks of desperation isn't good either. I have plenty of interests to keep me busy (cars, drums, music) so if the right one does ever show up fine. But theres nothing wrong with being single. I think its just a form of peer pressure, and it forces guys to deal with crap they shouldn't have to. Don't settle to avoid the apparently dreaded "single" label.
TRACK3-31 says:
TRACK3-31 says: Sun, May.20th 2007
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The cat thing is just foolish. I own a cat and rake in women. Women like anything that shows your compassionate, dependable and caring. If your a weirdo your a weirdo regardless of what kind of animal you own and even if you are a weirdo fact is, 90% of women out there are just a weird and sick as you if not more so. Milk the damaged goods persona, just be sure your as good as you are damaged.
JJ Björnsson says:
JJ Björnsson says: Tue, May.22nd 2007
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First mistake? Actually giving a sh*t what women think. Last mistake? See first mistake.
dior says:
dior says: Tue, May.22nd 2007
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you forgot one. visiting askmen.com : )
James says:
James says:
Thu, May.24th 2007
at 07:35:39 PST
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Top sign: Sex with yourself is so good you don't even think about getting another person involved.
